Rules for Sjur
A Norwegian blogger with more than a touch of irony, Sjur makes his own Rules for blogging. They are (short and translated version):

I can never talk enough about Foucault.

I must never have a commentary field.

Remember to carry through with the anarchist eliticism.

Remember to use heavy artillery while hunting sparrows.

Be inconsistent.

Oh, and his blog shows up on the windows line with "Because I am smarter than you". All in Norwegian, though.