email spam - little gripe
I don't think I'd mind the spam so much if they at least could get my gender right. I know that women might have an interest in Viagra, but why should I want a larger dick? Why should I want to build bulging muscle to impress the girls? Well, OK, I could be a butch dyke, but I hardly think they are a large part of the female population... And why should I want the endless supply of hot teenage sluts longing to suck hard dick?

Perhaps these headlines would cheer me up:

Skilled sweedish masseurs wielding essential oils for you!

Eager proofreaders happy to remove all blemishes!

Let me pamper your hands! (feet/hair/skin/brain are good options here)

Stay in bed, get in shape: accomodating trainers in your home. (OK, that one is gender neutral...)

Chocolate goes with everything! (depends on the time of the month)

Men who really want to explore your mind! Call our hot number 8009666777!

Well, I would still delete it, but I'd do it with a smile!